CREEPY CHRISTMAS
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| Hark! The Herald Angels Sing, "Glory to the New Born King!" From, "South Park's Woodland Critter Christmas" |
South Park - Woodland Critter Christmas (2004) - TV review plus screencaps:
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| Woodland Critter Christmas |
One of several Christmas episodes produced by South Park, "Woodland Critter Christmas" starts off like a typical children's Christmas
special. The episode is narrated in a rhyming style, and the show's
protagonist Stan is described as "The Boy in the Red Poof-Ball Hat."
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| Magical Woodland Creatures |
Stan discovers a group of magical talking animals in the forest,
decorating a Christmas tree. The animals befriend Stan, and later ask
for his help, and this is when the episode starts getting strange. It seems
that one of the Woodland Christmas Critters is pregnant, with nothing
less than the "savior" of the animal kingdom, in a story that parallels
that of the Virgin Mary being pregnant with the Son of God.
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| The Woodland Critters' Christmas Manger |
Unfortunately for the Critters, this happens every Christmas, but the
pregnant animal is always killed by an ominous mountain lion before the Critter can give birth to their savior.
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| The Menacing Mountain Lion Lurks in the Shadows |
So, Stan reluctantly takes on the task of defeating the mountain lion in
order to save the pregnant Woodland Critter. Regrettably, after he
does so, Stan discovers that the Woodland Critters are Satan worshipers,
and that their "savior" is the Antichrist. This is followed by various
scenes featuring supernatural satanic powers, animal sacrifice,
violence and murder, a sex orgy in pools of blood, and a trip to the
abortion clinic. In other words, good clean holiday fun for the whole
family!
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| The Blood Orgy |
Woodland Creature Christmas features the following Christmas elements:
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Christmas music is sung.
- A Christmas tree is decorated.
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A nativity scene.
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Snow.
- Christmas presents.
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Santa Claus.
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| Santa's Got a Boomstick |
South Park's "Woodland Creature Christmas" is one of the rare Christmas
specials to feature elements that appeal to both Christians and Devil worshipers, something that is far too rare in today's jaded modern
world. So gather your family around the TV and watch the special
together, for Christmas memories that will last a lifetime.
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| Rating: 3½ Robots (out of 5) |
More screencaps after the jump...
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| Holiday Shoppers |
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| Stan Meets the Woodland Critters |
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| Into the Lion's Den |
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| Orphaned Cubs |
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| The Sacrificial Altar |
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| Animal Sacrifice |
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| Devouring Rabbity Rabbits Entrails |
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| The Power of Satan |
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| A Wall of Fire and A Murder of Crows |
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| Mauled Stan |
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| A Fun Trip to the Abortion Clinic |
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| A Red Star Burns in the Sky |
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| Kyle Tied to the Altar |
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| Unholy Infant |
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| Santa is Pissed |
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| Desecrated Manger |
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| Behold The Fate of All Those Who Oppose Santa Claus |
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| An Eyeball and a Burst of Gore |
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| Say Goodbye to You're Skull! |
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| Kyle is Possessed |
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| Hooray for Christmas Presents |
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| The End |
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