Sunday, July 28, 2013

Toywatch: Zica Toy's 3.75" Six Million Dollar Man Action Figures


Toywatch:
Zica Toy's 3.75" Six Million Dollar Man Action Figures

Colonel Steve Austin (red tracksuit), Bionic Bigfoot, and Colonel Steve Austin (blue tracksuit)
Later this year, Zica Toys will be launching a new line of 3¾ inch Six Million Dollar Man action figures.  The figures are being done in a retro style, as if Kenner Toys had produced them during the late 1970s or early 1980s.  I love retro styled toys like this (I'm also looking forward to Super7's upcoming line of Kenner-style Alien action figures), and I'm super excited to buy them all.

The line will begin with two regular figures and one variant figure.  The figures will be:
  • Colonel Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar Man) in a red tracksuit.
  • A limited edition variant Steve Austin in a blue tracksuit.
  • Bionic Bigfoot (The Sasquatch Beast).
Cardbacks for the Six Million Dollar Man Action Figures.  Is that artwork fantastic, or what?

Although the toys will are not scheduled to be available until the fourth quarter of 2013 (think November or December), they are available for preorder right now.  There is a preorder promo going on right now, where you can get the two regular figures, plus the variant figure for only $49.99.  The promo ends on July 31st, after which the toy stores are going to be able to mark up the price on the variant figure.  So if you are thinking about buying these, especially the variant, I'd suggest you order them right now.  Here are some links if you are interested:

Big Bad Toy Store
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=ZIC10006&mode=retail

Entertainment Earth
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=ZC65002#.UfXmS6xsQec

Note:  This post is NOT an advertisement, and I'm not making any money off of those links.  I just think this is a really great new toy line, and I wanted to share the info about it here on my blog.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Biff Bang Pow's Venture Brothers 3 3/4" Plastic Action Figures: Brock Samson and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

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Biff Bang Pow's Venture Brothers 3 3/4" Action Figures
Brock Samson and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

Hi!  Thanks for joining me for part two of my look at Bif Bang Pow's 3 3/4" plastic action figures.  Last week I reviewed Hank and Dean Venture.  Today, I'll be checking out Brock Samson and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Brock Samson in his standard black t-shirt, and San Diego Comic-Con variant blood-spattered white t-shirt.

Appearance(Sculpt/Paint/Likeness)

Brock is the tallest of the figures released so far, standing at 5 inches.   His sculpt is decent,  and he's easily recognizable.  I think his facial features are sculpted a bit too soft and doughy looking, although it's not so bad that out ruins the figure.  The paint on his two-way Dick Tracy wrist radio is a little sloppy looking, but not too bad for a figure this size.  Aside from that, there are no other obvious issues with his paint job.  Brock came in two versions: a standard version in a black t-shirt, and a blood splattered 2012 San Diego Comic-Con version in a white t-shirt.  The two figures are identical except for the paint jobs.

Brock Samson and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is the smallest figure at just under 3 1/2 inches.  Her height is about right compared to the other characters, as she is short on the show, but her proportions seem off.  Her arms are very long, hanging down nearly to her knees.  Her head is also a little small, compared to how she looks on the show.    Her facial sculpt, while not soft and doughy like the Brock Samson figure, doesn't really capture her appearance from the show. She is still obviously recognizable as Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, but this is mostly due to her costume and hairstyle.  Her "wings" are made from a translucent flexible rubbery material.

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: front and back views.

Accessories

Brock has a knife that fits well in his hand and holsters in his belt when not in use.  It looks especially cool with the blood-splattered version, as it looks like he's been slaughtering bad guys.  Dr. Mrs. The Monarch does not have any accessories.

Brock Samson's knife in it's sheath, and his two-way Dick Tracy wrist radio.

Ratings:


Brock: 3 ½ Robots (out of 5)

Dr. Mrs the Monarch: 3 Robots (out of 5)














Hank, Dean, Brock, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch are all the toys released in this line so far.  The next wave is currently scheduled to arrive in June, with the Monarch, Phantom Limb, and Dr. Rusty Venture.

Prototype Images

During the time I bought these toys and now their price has gone up.  I paid $9.99 each for them (except for the San Diego Comic-Con variant Brock), but now the price has gone up to $11.99 each.  The ratings I gave these toys are based on the price I paid for them then, not what they are now.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Biff Bang Pow's 3 3/4" Venture Brothers Action Figures - Hank and Dean Venture


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Biff Bang Pow's 3 3/4" Venture Brothers Action Figures
Hank and Dean Venture

For a few years now, Bif Bang Pow has been making 8 inch, Mego-style retro cloth action figures based on the TV show "The Venture Brothers."  Now they are adding to their Venture Brothers lineup with a series of 3 3/4" plastic action figures.

They launched the line last summer with a Brock Samson action figure.  It came in a standard, black t-shirt version, and a  2012 San Diego Comic-con blood spattered variant.  In March of 2013, they released three more figures, with more slated to come soon.

Hank Venture, Brock Samson, Dean Venture, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
The figures are in the 3 3/4" scale, although their actual height varies according to how tall they are on the show.  The scale seems to be based on the Venture Brothers themselves, as both Hank and Dean are just about exactly 3 3/4", while their bodyguard Brock towers over them at 5", and their nemesis Dr. Mrs. The Monarch looks up to them all at just under 3 1/2".

Venture Brothers with other action figures of similar scale.

Packaging

The packaging on these  toys is simple and serves its purpose just fine.  It has an image of the Venture Compound from the cartoon as the backdrop, and the figure displayed in front.  The back of the card has the Venture Brothers giving each other the "Go Team Venture" salute in their bedroom, along with a season one quote from Dean, "I dare you to make less sense," which I thought  was pretty random, yet perfectly in tone for the series.  The figures come out of the package easily, so no complaints on that score.  If the package was resealable, it would have been just about perfect, but as it is, it's still pretty good.
Venture Brothers action figure packaging, front and back.

Value

The toys retail for $9.99 each.   I'd probably object to paying that much for something like Batman, Star Wars, or G.I. Joe figures in this scale, but it seems like a pretty reasonable price for a line of niche-market collector's toys like this.

Appearance(Sculpt/Paint/Likeness)

Overall, Hank has a nice looking sculpt, and it captures his goofy looks quite well.  The paint on his head is pretty good, but the rest of the body is pretty sloppy.  Hank's Fred Jones ascot in particular looks pretty bad, and I'm thinking about getting some paint and trying to touch it up.  Dean looks a lot nicer.  He has some minor paint issues, but nothing that noticeable, and his sculpt is perfect, he looks just like he does in the cartoon.
Hank and Dean.

Articulation/Playability

Both Hank and Dean have  articulation at the neck, shoulders, elbows, hips, and knees, which is a reasonable amount for figures of this size.
Dean and Hank's points of articulation.

Accessories

Hank comes with a giant machete and Dean comes with an oversized shotgun.  The fearsomeness of their weapons looks hilarious next to the goofy smiles on their faces.
The Venture Brothers show off their deadly weapons.

Ratings



Hank: 3 ½ Robots (out of 5)

Dean: 4 Robots (out of 5)


Hank Venture and Brock Samson Compare Blades
Trigger Happy Dean

Run, Ventures, Run!

Overall, both of these figures are a lot of fun.  Dean's my favorite, but I like Hank a lot, despite his paint issues.  Check back on this blog next week, when I'll be continuing my Venture Brothers toy reviews, with Brock Samson and Dr. Mrs. the Monarch.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

What's up with this blog?


Misfit Robot Daydream
What's up with this blog?
Unopened toys, unreviewed TV shows, and more stuff left undone!


Tons of unopened toys.


I apologize for the lack of of updates on this blog.  I've been really busy at work lately, and this hasn't left me with a lot of time to blog.    I'm starting to accumulate a big pile of toys that I need to open up and review, as well a get a big backlog of movies and TV shows to write about.  I've still been buying the toys, and working on the screencaps and notes for my reviews, but I just haven't had time to write anything up lately. Hopefully that's going to change soon. 

I just had my first weekend off in a couple of weeks, and spent one of my days off taking photos of a bunch of toys, so some new toy reviews should be popping up shortly.  And I'm still working on my reviews of the classic 1978 Battlestar Galactica series.  I watched the first 7 hours of the show for my reviews, but when I was done, I had over 2000 screencaps, and it's taking me forever to sort through.  But I'm ALMOST done with my first installment, so that should be ready soon.

Battlestar Galactica

So, check back here in the next few days and weeks, and I should have some fun new stuff to post.  Thanks!

Friday, March 22, 2013

More New Batman 1966 Toys Revealed!

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More New Batman 1966 Toys Revealed!
Red Carpet Event at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles

Action Figure Insider has a report (with tons of photos) on the Batman 1966 red carpet event at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles.  Adam West was there, and some great new toys and merchandise was revealed, including the first reveal of the Cesar Romero Joker action figure, and an amazing Batusi Batman figure, in a box designed by Shag!   They also announced a new Batman 1966 comic book series coming from DC Comics!  Man, I'm not going to have any money this summer, Batman will be taking it all!  Click the link below for more:

AFi First Look – Mattel’s 66 Batman line and Batmobile #66Batman

Photos from Action Figure Insider

 

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

New Toys in the Mail! Venture Brothers and Batman 1966!

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New Toys in the Mail! 
Venture Brothers and Batman 1966!
Venture Brothers Action Figures and Batman 1966 Batcycle
These toys just got delivered to my door today from Entertainment Earth, and I wanted to share.  I got three new Venture Brothers 3 3/4" action figures: Hank and Dean Venture, plus Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.  I also received this great Batman 1966 die-cast Batmobile.  I'll be opening these up and taking a closer look at them on this blog in the coming days, but the package just arrived a few minutes ago and I'm still excited, and wanted to share a pic of them right away.

Monday, March 11, 2013

My Trip to the Flea Market


My Trip to the Flea Market
aka "A Tale of Two Batmen" 

Putting the "Fleas" Back Into Flea Markets Since 1872

When I buy used and vintage toys, I typically either buy them online from eBay or locally in Las Vegas from Savers thrift stores (there is one in walking distance from my home, and another about a block from where I work).  However, I keep seeing awesome stuff online that people find at flea markets and swap meets, plus I have fond memories of the swap meets I used to go to as a kid in Southern California.  I used to always find weird and wonderful stuff at them.  So, the other week I had a Saturday off of work and I decided to take a trip to "Broadacres Marketplace and Event Center," the big flea market/swap meet here in Las Vegas.

Ladies, I've got a better way to make you're butts look fat.  They're called "donuts," and they taste delicious!
Big Butt Jeans
So I headed across town to Broadacres, which is actually not in Las Vegas itself, but in the city of North Las Vegas (yes, the city directly north of Las Vegas is creatively named "North Las Vegas").  When I got there, I found the place was really crowded, with tons of families and little kids running around everywhere.  I figured that was a good thing, though.  If this place was that popular, there must be some good stuff to be found there.  I spent a few hours walking around the grounds, checking out all of the booths.  They've got a lot off odd junk for sale there.  The big thing I noticed were tons of booths selling jeans designed to make a women's butts look big.  I guess when a woman asks you, "do these jeans make my butt look big," you're supposed to say "yes" now?  When did that happen?  Anyhow, besides the big butt jeans, they're were lots of other cheap looking t-shirts, jewelry and other clothes for sale.  

I saw some no-name big screen plasma TVs for sale, but I can't imagine what your motivation would be to buy a TV at a swap meet when you can get them so cheap a Walmart and whatnot these days.  There was even some used car dealership inside the swap meet selling cars and trucks.  I also saw tons of rusted broken down looking tools piled everywhere for sale, that honestly looked to me like stuff that was dug out of the trash.  In fact, a lot of the stuff I saw for sale, I mean, at least half, looked like absolute junk, like something that someone had left on the curb for the trashmen to pick up. 

Bandas de Musica
There were several different vendors selling peanuts that were being freshly roasted out of like, old oil drums or something.  The smoke coming from those things gave me a headache.  But I noticed that all the people who were buying those nuts had big smiles on their faces, so I guess those peanuts must be pretty good.  There were also lots of opportunities to buy churros, cold beers, and other snacks and drinks, plus a whole area off to one side with a variety of food booths.  And there is an area with tables and chairs were you can eat while watching live music.  I guess it's usually, like, Mexican Mariachi or Tejano music (I don't really know much about this type of music, so forgive me if I'm not labeling it correctly), but they occasionally have rock or country music as well.

But What About The Toys?

But what about the toys, you ask?  After all, that's what I was looking for.  Well, there actually were lots of toys for sale.  There were many vendors selling new toys, but they were pretty much all crap toys, like generic wrestlers, boxes of shoddy looking bootleg superhero action figures that had Marvel, DC, and Dragonball characters all in the same package, or really cheap stuff that you can find at dollar stores.  However, there was one booth that had vintage and new carded action figures.  They had some modern DC Direct action figures, some classic Teenage Mutant Turtle figures, and a ton of The Simpsons toys.  They didn't have anything that was looking to collect, though, which was a bummer, but the prices I saw all looked pretty good for this stuff.

Aside from that, though, there were lots of people selling loose toys and action figures.  Some booths were nothing but toys, some were a little bit of this, a little bit of that, with toys scattered among everything else they were selling.  Quite a few booths just had a bucket full of loose action figures sitting in the front of their booth that you could dig around in to see if you could find anything cool.  Most of the toys I saw were junk, like broken Happy Meal toys and things like that.  But, with so many loose toys to go through, I figured I could probably find a few hidden gems hidden among them.  I had visions dancing around in my head of finding some cool vintage toys, like Super Powers, Masters of the Universe, Mego figures, or maybe some vehicles, or playsets (especially a Batcave, how cool would that be?), or maybe some cool newer toys as well, who knows?  So I spent several hours walking up and down the marketplace, making sure I checked every booth there was for cool toys.  At the end of the day, I was exhausted, sweaty, had a killer headache, and my feet hurt.  But, all that would be worth it if I found some awesome toys, right?  Well, here's what I left with:
DC Super Friends HeroWorld Batman and Batman: Brave and the Bold (Attack Sub?) Batman

Two Batman action figures.  Now, don't get me wrong, I'm always happy to add a few more Batmen to my toy collection.  But I routinely find figures just as good at the thrift store by my house.  This was SO not worth all the time and energy I expended, just to come out with these two toys.  Yes, I would probably have paid twice as much for them I had bought them on eBay, but I could have done that at home, while sitting on my ass, and not waste half of my day doing it.  So, I don't know, maybe I just went on a bad day?  Maybe, I just had unrealistic expectations?

That same day, feeling disappointed with my shopping trip, I decided to walk to the Savers by my house.  Ten minutes later, I was walking out the door with this awesome Imaginext Batcave:
Imaginext Batcave
A Batcave!  Yes!  It was missing all of the loose pieces, but I was okay with that, it's still really neat!  Plus, it turns out that Mattel sells replacement parts for some of their toys from their website, so I placed an order for those, and I'll make a more detailed post about this Batcave when those pieces arrive.  I'm going to end up having the complete Batcave for about 1/4th the price of a new one.  Sweet.

So in conclusion, the flea market sucked, but the day was saved by a visit to the thrift store.  So hooray for thrift stores!  

Postscript:  You know what's sad?  Despite the fact that I had a horrible time at the flea market, a part of me still wants to go back!  Those visions of elusive toys still keep dancing around in my head.  If I do go back, I'll make sure and try those roasted peanuts.  I'll probably pass on the big butt jeans, though.




Thursday, March 7, 2013

Deadly Friend (1986)

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Deadly Friend (1986)
Movie review and screencaps
Deadly Friend
Deadly Friend is an odd movie.  It starts off as a 1980s teen romance picture, about a boy genius who wins the heart of the cute girl next door, with the help of his adorable and funny robot.  Sort of like what Short Circuit would be like if it was directed by John Hughes.  But Deadly Friend wasn't directed by John Hughes... it was directed by Nightmare on Elm Street's Wes Craven, and it is full of just as much violence, gore, and horror as it is of awkward teenage romance and cute robot hijinks.  It makes for a really disconcerting sensation, like two different movies have been mashed up together.  But that just makes the film wonderfully weird and fun to watch.

B.B., the Adorable 1980s Robot
Paul (played by Matthew Laborteaux) is a teenage genius, who has just moved to a new town with his single mom. He has built a robot named B.B. that can think and learn by itself.  He also conducts experiments on the brains of human cadavers at the local college.

Experimenting on a Human Brain
Paul quickly falls in love with Samantha (played by Kristy Swanson), the pretty girl next door.   When Samantha is killed, Paul is heartbroken, and steals her body from the hospital, inserts his robot's artificial intelligence microchip into her brain, and brings her back to life.  He hides her reanimated body in the tool shed, like a little kid hiding a stray dog. 

Smuggling a Dead Girlfriend Into the Tool Shed
But the girl that comes back is not the same. She is frightened, confused, and incoherent, and when she gets loose she seeks out violent revenge against the people who wronged both her and the robot B.B.

Thoughts of Revenge
This film had the makings to be a really great gothic fairy tale, a Frankenstein story combined with the pains of adolescent love.  The original Dr. Frankenstein was a bit of a madman, but when you turn him into lovesick and heartbroken teenage boy, he becomes a lot more sympathetic.  Unfortunately, this feeling is undermined by all the cartoonish and ridiculously over-the-top gore sequences.  These scenes don't fit in with the rest of the picture at all, and seem like they were stitched in from another movie.  There are even several dream sequences added to the film, for seemingly no other reason than to add fountains of spurting blood.  Still, I am a fan of cartoonish and ridiculously over-the-top gore sequences, so even though they don't fit in with the rest of the film at all, they're still a lot of fun to watch.

Say Goodbye to Your Skull
The film ends with a ridiculous twist ending that really makes no sense compared to everything that had happened in the story up to that point, although it is consistent with the nightmare sequences.   My best guess is if there had been a sequel it would have begun with the final scene from this film followed by Paul waking up from his latest nightmare.   Of course there was no sequel, so I find it best to just dismiss the final scene altogether.

Umm... Scary Robot?
While it might seem like director Wes Craven is to blame for all the out of place violence and gore, apparently that was not the case.  He originally filmed the movie as a dark romance, without all of those scenes.  But the initial test screenings for that version of the film were negative, so the studio forced Craven to go back and add in all the violent gore scenes after the fact, to help make the film more commercial as a horror picture.  As it is, I still like this film quite a bit, but I can't help but imagine what Craven's original version might have been like.  I suspect it may have been a minor masterpiece.

Rating: 3½ Robots (out of 5)

More screencaps after the jump...