I have two new t-shirts available at Zazzle.com. They both feature the adorable face of 2012 Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. People criticize Newt Gingrich for his multiple marriages and extra-marital affairs, but I really don't think they're being fair. It's not Newt's fault that he is so irresistible. I mean, just look at the guy... He looks like a cross between the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and a Cabbage Patch Kid! What's not to love? For him to deny women the pleasure of his company just seems so wrong. That's why I'm voting for Newt Gingrich in 2012!
The two t-shirts designs feature a drawing of Newt Gingrich, shirtless, inside of a Valentine-style heart, and the words "Newt is Cute," and "Future Wife of Newt Gingrich. Fourth Time's the Charm!"
Get the shirts here:
Newt is Cute
Future Wife of Newt Gingrich
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