"WINKY, THE KING OF CRIME"
Jimmy shaves his head, covers up his freckles, and puts on a fake scar, then dresses up in a convicts uniform. He then starts hanging around the alleys of Winky's old neighborhood in Metropolis, and is quickly picked up by Winky's gang. Jimmy's plan worked.
|Jimmy thinks he will be bald by the time he is 40.|
But Jimmy, as "Winky," says he wants to put the kryptonite in the drum himself, since "I'm the best mechanic in the gang." Because apparently, you have to be a good mechanic to unscrew a drum, put something inside it, and put it back together again. When alone with the drum, he then coats the interior of the drum, including the drum skin, with lead, which blocks the kryptonite rays, and saves Superman's life. No furs will be stolen today!
|Because a drummer would never notice that his drum skin was coated with lead.|
The jig is up, and Jimmy is about to get shot dead by the angry criminals! Luckily, the FBI bursts in and saves the day at the nick of time. It turns out that earlier, Jimmy had used Winky's nervous eye twitch to wink at an FBI agent in Morse code. Jimmy knew that someday his habit of winking at handsome men would pay off, but never like this! Good job, Jimmy.
|The comic ends with a handsome FBI agent massaging Jimmy's shoulders, as the two men wink at each other.|