Country Life: Glenn Beck's Favorite Records No.7 (Censored Version)

''I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.''
—Glenn Beck on evolution, The Glenn Beck Program, Oct. 20, 2010

This is the censored version.  To see the uncensored version, go here.

Lincolnstein and Other Presidential Monsters

Just read this article at the Mego Museum about a new line of action figures that is coming out that combines the looks of classic Universal Monsters with United States presidents.  I think this is awesome.  They even have one called "Lincolnstein" that is very similar to the Frankenlincoln I drew for the back cover the Cindy Nahaeeka Monster Men CD.

Lincolnstein

Back Cover of Cindy Nahaeeka's Monster Men CD

Check out the article at the Mego Museum to read about the rest of the figures!

Appetite for Destruction: Glenn Beck's Favorite Records No.6

''When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.''
—Glenn Beck on his radio show, Sept. 9, 2005

Unknown Pleasures: Glenn Beck's Favorite Records No.5

''Some may believe we're on the road to the Hitler youth.''
—Glenn Beck, on teaching kids about climate change, Fox News's Glenn Beck show, Feb. 5, 2009

It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back: Glenn Beck's Favorite Records, No.4

''Tea parties believe in small government. We believe in returning to the principles of our Founding Fathers. We respect them. We revere them. Shoot me in the head before I stop talking about the Founders. Shoot me in the head if you try to change our government. I will stand against you and so will millions of others. We believe in something. You in the media and most in Washington don't. The radicals that you and Washington have co-opted and brought in wearing sheep's clothing -- change the pose. You will get the ends. You've been using them? They believe in communism. They believe and have called for a revolution. You're going to have to shoot them in the head. But warning, they may shoot you.''—Glenn Beck, Fox News, June 9, 2010

Forever Changes: Glenn Beck's Favorite Records, No.3

''This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.''
—Glenn Beck, on President Obama, July 28, 2009

Living in Stereo - Complete Comic

 

All 5 parts of my comic "Living in Stereo" are now online.  Click here to read the complete comic!

 

Newt Gingrich T-Shirts

I have two new t-shirts available at Zazzle.com.  They both feature the adorable face of 2012 Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich.  People criticize Newt Gingrich for his multiple marriages and extra-marital affairs, but I really don't think they're being fair. It's not Newt's fault that he is so irresistible. I mean, just look at the guy...  He looks like a cross between the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and a Cabbage Patch Kid!  What's not to love?  For him to deny women the pleasure of his company just seems so wrong. That's why I'm voting for Newt Gingrich in 2012!

The two t-shirts designs feature a drawing of Newt Gingrich, shirtless, inside of a Valentine-style heart, and the words "Newt is Cute," and "Future Wife of Newt Gingrich.  Fourth Time's the Charm!"

Get the shirts here:
Newt is Cute
Future Wife of Newt Gingrich