Saturday, November 9, 2013

The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Mystery of King Tut's Tomb (1977)


The Mystery of King Tut's Tomb
In season 2 of the Hardy Boys,  Frank and Joe become globetrotters.  When we last saw the Hardy Boys, in "The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Meet Dracula," they were cruising around Europe in a white VW van, first in France, and then on to Germany, and finally to Transylvania.  In this week's episode, "The Mystery of King Tut's Tomb,"  The Boys have driven the van straight down to Egypt!

Egyptian Contraband in King Tut's Tomb
The plot of this one involves The Hardy Boys driving through Egypt as tourists, on their way to meet their father in Kenya.  While doing some shopping, The Boys have a mystery just coincindentally wind up in their laps, as usual, and they find themselves mixed up with an artifact smuggling ring.   The police confiscate their passports, and Frank and Joe are forced to solve the mystery if they want to leave the country, and avoid  being thrown in Egyptian prison.


Caught by the Fuzz
Of course The Hardy Boys version of "Egypt" consists of TV studio sets, Southern California exteriors that VAGUELY resemble Egypt, and scenes where Frank and Joe are driving their van in front of a bluescreen, and Frank says, "hey look, the Cheops pyramid," and then we cut to stock footage of a pyramid.  Not once do we see The Boys and a pyramid in the same shot.  Most of the sets don't even look Egyptian, more like a European village that has had a few Egyptian paintings and statues thrown on top of it.  In fact, I'm not sure, but I think they might be some of the same sets that were used in "The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Meet Dracula."

Magic Bus
This episode was educational, though.  Did you know the Cheops pyramid is over 480 feet high?  You will after you watch this episode!  Joe also asks Frank, " I wonder if they were really built by people from outer space a few thousand years ago?"  Remember, this was filmed in the 1970s, when that was actually a popular belief.  Oh, another neat fact is that apparently everyone in Egypt speaks English.  I actually wasn't aware of that until I watched this episode, but judging by all the characters Frank and Joe talk to in this one, it must be the case.

Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia
This is probably one of the lesser episode of the series.  It's not really THAT bad, but coming on the heels of the excellent "The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Meet Dracula," it can't help but be a disappointment.  The highlights of this episode include the weird American-themed bar the Boys hang out in in this one, complete with a disco band comprised of guys wearing Lawrence of Arabia-style keffiyehs.  To avoid getting caught by the bad guys in the bar, Frank and Joe spot a George W. Bush lookalike and start insulting Texas, prompting a bar fight.  Joe even gets to sing a song, but it's just a few bars of "Deep in the Heart of Texas."  There is also a chase scene, where the Hardys must outrun a white-haired old man, and a crippled man who walks with a cane.

George W. Bush Shows Off His Dance Moves
Overall, not that great of an episode, but still a reasonably fun way to spend 45 minutes.  Next week, it's off to Kenya (or, more likely, a Kenya-like area of Southern California) for "Mystery of the African Safari." 


BONUS!  MUSIC VIDEO:
Batman's King Tut (King Tut footage from the 1966 Batman TV series, set to the music of "King Tut" by Steve Martin!)


More screencaps after the jump...

Previously on The Hardy Boys...


When I was a kid, I was a huge Hardy Boys fan.  I read all of their books I could get a hold of, and I used to love watching this show.  Back in the days before video recording, I used to record these episodes on audio cassettes, and I would narrate all of the visual parts into my microphone as I watched the show, so I could relive them on the days when the show was not on the air.

I didn't really think I would enjoy these so much as a grown man, but I decided to watch season 2's "The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Meet Dracula" for the 2012 Countdown to Halloween, and I found out that I still got a huge kick out of the show.  A few months later, I started to watch all of the season 1 Hardy Boys episodes, and review them on this blog.  I don't think I enjoyed any of them quite as much as the Dracula episode, but I still found them to be a lot of fun.

Now, after an absence of a few months, I'm about to start reviewing more of the Hardy Boys episodes, from season 2 of The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries.  Just like last time, I'll be skipping all of the Nancy Drew solo episodes (I refused to watch those ones when I was a kid, because "Nancy Drew is for girls").  Sorry if you're a Nancy Drew fan, but I'm just not into her.  She still pops up in some of the crossover episodes, though, so she won't be completely missing.

I thought I'd list all of my previous reviews first, in case anyone wants to get caught up.  The next review, "The Mystery of King Tut's Tomb," should be up later today.

SEASON ONE
  1. The Mystery of the Haunted House (1977)
  2. The Mystery of Witches' Hollow (1977) 
  3. The Disappearing Floor (1977)
  4. The Disappearing Floor (1977)
  5. The Flickering Torch Mystery (1977)  
  6. The Mystery of the Flying Courier (1977)
  7. Wipe-Out (1977)
  8. The Secret of the Jade Kwan Yin (1977) 

SEASON TWO
  1. The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Meet Dracula (1977) 

BONUS! MUSIC VIDEO:Shaun Cassidy - That's Rock 'n' Roll



Friday, November 8, 2013

Mattel's Batman Classics 1966 TV Moments Batman and Robin Action Figure 2-Pack


"Good job, old chum!"
 After more than 40 years, action figures based on the classic 1966 Batman TV series have finally arrived.  These are the toys I have been yearning for since I was four years old!  Were they worth the wait?  Read on to find out.



Mattel's Batman Classics 1966 TV Moments
Batman and Robin Action Figure 2-Pack

Today, I'll be looking at the Batman and Robin two-pack.  It comes with two action figures (Adam West as Batman and Burt Ward as Robin, natch), a batarang that either figure can hold, a toy rope (I think), and a base designed to look like a wall, for the two figures to climb on.

It's important to note that although Batman is available separately, the Robin figure is ONLY available in this two-pack.  So, if you want to get a Burt Ward as Robin action figure, and really, what kind of maniac would you be to not want that, this is the way to get it.

American Badass
What do I like about these figures?  well obviously the fact they are Batman 1966 action figures alone is enough.  they would have to screw these toys up really bad for me not to like them.  Luckily they're not bad.

The Dynamic Duo
 The sculpts are a little soft, and the paint jobs aren't really as sharp and clean as I would like them to be.  But overall, the likenesses are still very good.  These are clearly figures of Adam West and Burt Ward, and not just a couple of generic dudes in Batman and Robin drag.

Adam West: The One True Batman
 They've got quite a bit of articulation, which is cool, I guess.  As a kid, I would have been perfectly satisfied with these figures if they only had your basic 5 points of articulation.  These guys have something like 20.  The articulation does have it's downside, in that it makes them pretty hard to stand on their own.  But it also allows them to sit naturally in their Batmobile (sold separately), which is AWESOME!

Striking Fear in to the Hearts of Criminals
 The toys do have some flaws beyond the slightly soft sculpts and imperfect paint jobs.  To begin with, I think the paint on Robin's tights is a weird color.  On the show, Robin was not bare-legged, but wore flesh-colored tights (apparently the TV censors thought bare legs would be indecent).  Ideally, the color of his legs should be a little paler than the rest of his skin to indicate this.  In fact, some Robin figures I've seen are painted this way, and it looks nice.  But the one I have has his legs painted slightly darker than his regular fleshtone.  I don't know why there is more than one paint scheme for these figures, but I'm a little disappointed that I got the inferior one.

The Boy Wonder
There are also some issues with the figures' cloth capes.  Cloth itself is not a problem for me, although I know some people would prefer a sculpted plastic cape.  The cloth cape allows the figures to sit inside the Batmbobile, and that is important.  But the capes have these giant white tags attached to them.  I'm assuming there must be some weird government regulation that requires this, or something, so Mattel probably didn't have any choice about this.  But still, they're ugly.  I cut mine off as soon as I took some photos of them for this review.  Worse, the capes were attached to the plastic with little plastic barbs, like the kind that attach price tags to clothes.  And they leave little holes in the capes, so your figures are damaged, before you even take them out of the box.

The Caped Crusaders' Capes
 Another problem with the capes is the wires inside of them.  In theory, I think they are there to put Batman and Robin in the same wall-climbing pose that they used on the TV show.  On the show, , they just put the camera on it's side, and had Adam West and Burt Ward walk on a fake wall built on the floor, pretending like they were climbing up it.  Having their capes stick out straight behind them made them look like they were pointing towards the ground due to gravity.  But the wires in these capes don't really work.  The problem is that the wires are not attached to the collar or neck, they are just hanging loose inside the cape.  So, no matter what position you put the wires in, the cape itself will still fold down at the neck and shoulders area, and hang to the floor.

A bigger problem is the wall prop that comes with these toys.  With it, you're supposed to be able to recreate the wall-climbing scenes from the show.  The windows even open up, so you could stick some celebrity's head through them.  Maybe if we're lucky, this line of figures will come out with a celebrity cameo Jerry Lewis figure in a future wave, how cool (if unlikely) would that be?  The wall prop has pegs on the wall, and the action figures have holes in their feet that should snap on to the pegs.  This way, you could hang it on your wall, and make it look like Batman and Robin are climbing up on it.  But, at least with my figures, their feet fit on the pegs very loosely.  It was hard for me to pose the figures on the wall just when it was sitting flat on my table... one false move and they would fall over.  There is no way the figures I have would stay on this thing if it was hanging on my wall, not unless I glued them down, or something.  I've seen pictures online of other people who seem to be able to do it, though... so maybe I just got a bad set of figures, or a bad base?  I don't know.

Batclimbing?
 The toy rope that comes with the figures is very low quality.  It's basically a twist tie with no wire in it.  In fact, it's so bad, that I'm not even sure if it is really supposed to be a toy rope.  Maybe it's only purpose is to enhance the display while it's in the package?

Despite my criticisms, overall I really like these toys.  It's great to have a whole line of action figures for Batman '66, and I hope it continues for years.  In addition to Batman and Robin, I also have Surf's Up Batman, The Joker, The Batusi Batman, and The Batmobile, all of which I'll be reviewing this month.  I plan on getting the rest of the figures in this line (The Riddler, The Penguin, and Catwoman) in the next few weeks, so hopefully I'll be reviewing them soon, as well.  I also have a die-cast 1966 Batcycle that is to scale with these figures, as well as the Power Attack Batcave, which is not Classic TV Batman, but it does fit the Classic TV Batmobile.  I'll be reviewing those this month as well.

Dark Detectives
So I'll be seeing you soon, same Bat-Time, same Bat-Blog (not to be confused with the actual Bat-Blog, which I'm assuming you already visit every day.  Right?)!

BONUS!  MUSIC VIDEO
Burt Ward - Orange Colored Sky (Produced by Frank Zappa!)


Click here to see Adam West perform the same song!


Batman

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Playing With My Toys: Batman and Robin Versus The Martian Commander

I'm currently working on a couple of Hardy Boys epsiode reviews, my Robocop review, and taking photos of some Batman toys.  But while I was doing that, I got carried away and ended up doing this...

Batman and Robin Versus The Martian Commander
Batman and Robin are investigating reports of strange goings-on on the Moon!

"Wait here, old chum, while I check it out."

Who's this mysterious character?

A Martian!

ZAP!!!

Has Batman finally been defeated?

Robin, to the rescue, with his trusty batarang!

CLANK!

The Martian is knocked on his face!

Batman is okay!  Time to bring the Martian to justice!

POW!!

"This is for zapping Batman!"

KAPOW!

The Moon is safe!  Looks like this "Martian" is about to become a "jailbird!"
Batman
Space Patrol

You're Under Arrest!


Monday, November 4, 2013

Batman's Weirdest Villains: Firefly

Batman's Weirdest Villains
FIREFLY

Real Name: Garfield Lynns

Powers / Skills: Firefly wears a belt with a variety of multicolored light bulbs on it that project rainbows, as well as other forms of light.  As well as making rainbows, Firefly can use his lights to bleach away color, simulate fire and lightning, or to help him pretend to be a lighthouse.  Mostly he just shines his bright lights in people's eyes.

Weird Obsession:  Firefly is obsessed with color and light, and all of his crimes involve things like light bulbs, rainbows, light reflecting gems, colorful paintings, etc...

First Appearance: "The Human Firefly" in Detective Comics #184 

History:
In "The Human Firefly,"  we are introduced to Garfield Lynns, who describes himself as "The World's Foremost Lightning-Effects Genius."  One thing we find out right away is that the dude loves the sound of his own voice, and he constantly talks to himself in long, self-aggrandizing monologues.  Fed up with living on a "meager salary,"  Lynns hires a group of thugs and decides to rob all the wealthy patrons of the latest Broadway-by-way-of-Gotham-City musical he is working on, the snappily titled "Aqua-Melodies of 1952."  Unfortunately for The World's Foremost Lightning-Effects Genius, those wealthy patrons include young Dick Grayson, and his handsome male mentor Bruce Wayne.  The duo quickly change into their crime fighting gear as Batman and Robin, and coral all of Garfield's henchmen.
"The Aqua-Melodies of 1952" is one of Shakespeare's lesser known masterpieces.
Lynns shoots one of the criminals dead when it appears that he is about to sell him out to Batman.  This proves to be a mistake, though, because he is now a wanted murderer, plus, he realizes that Batman and Robin are going to figure out it was him, anyway.  Batman and Robin pursue Lynns out into some swamp or something, but get confused when they look at a firefly, giving Lynns the chance to escape.
This panel brought to you by Chesterfield Cigarettes
Robin then said "Gosh, Batman, I thought the killer was smoking a Chesterfield cigarette!"  To which Batman replied "That's right, Robin, Chesterfield cigarettes contain less tar, and have a great, smooth taste!"  Prompting Robin to exclaim "Gosh, Batman, I can't wait until I turn 16, so I can start smoking Chesterfields!"
Lynns is so inspired by the little firefly that allowed him to escape from Batman and Robin that he decides to start calling himself "The Firefly," and gives a speech about it to himself, while grinning like a madman, and covered in beads of sweat.  I guess he's going insane here...  kind of like that scene in "The Killing Joke" where the Joker emerged from the pool of chemicals that bleached his skin, and started laughing maniacally.  Then again, though, Lynns was also grinning like a madman and giving a crazy monologue in the very first panel we see him in.  Plus he also had that big, crazy-looking, open mouthed smile on his face after he crashed his car, and was crawling around injured in the swamp trying to escape Batman.  So, maybe he was just nuts from the get-go.
Like most lighting-effects technicians, Lynns keeps a hidden cave under a barn, where he conducts secret lighting experiments.  Nothing unusual about that.  After he escapes from Batman and Robin, Lynns goes to his mystery cave, where he designs a purple and green bug-man costume , as well as his rainbow-projecting light bulb belt.  Then he's off to commit crimes as The Firefly!
"Ha-ha-ha!  Taste the rainbow, motherf---ers!"
The Firefly then goes on a crime-spree that includes robbing a museum and a sea freighter.  He also manages to imprison Batman and Robin in a lighthouse.  Instead of killing them, though, he traps them in a room where a dazzling rainbow will shine on them for 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!  The fiend! 
And if that wasn't bad enough, there wasn't even a pot of gold!
Batman uses The Firefly's light tactics against him, however.  First, he uses the light from the lighthouse to send a message to the coast guard in Morse code.  Then he shines a rainbow light right back at The Firefly and his henchmen, blinding them and allowing them to be captured.  To add insult to injury, as Firefly is arrested, both Batman and Robin inflict the cruelest punishment of all on him: insulting puns.
Looks like it's "lights out" for you, Mr. Firefly!  You must be a really "dim bulb" to think you could defeat Batman!
"The only rainbows you'll be tasting are in your prison cell, Firefly... if you know what I mean!"
"The Human Firefly" was published in 1952.  This version of The Firefly (there was another, one-shot character with the same name in '59) did not appear again until 1975, when he fought The Creeper in 1st Issue Special #7, in a story called "Menace of the Human Firefly."  He next appeared  in a back-up story from a 1986 issue of The Outsiders.  To the best of my knowledge those are the only three appearances of the original version of The Firefly.  After that he was retconned into an explosion and pyrotechnics artist, turned costumed pyromaniac, and that's the version that has existed in the comics into the modern era.  However, the colorful and goofy original version did have one last appearance in 2010, in a bar-fight scene from the animated series Batman: The Brave and The Bold, that was jam-packed with some of Batman's most colorful and weird villains ever.

Final Analysis:
With his constant, open-mouthed grin, his purple and green costume, bug antennae, "double-F" logo, and light bulb belt, the original version of The Firefly was one of the goofiest looking Batman villains ever.  Add to that his main power being "rainbows," and The Firefly easily joins the wacky ranks of "Batman's Weirdest Villains."

BONUS!  MUSIC VIDEOS:

Dio - Rainbow in the Dark


Parliament - Flashlight


Sunday, November 3, 2013

Crime Fighters and Criminals Month


Last month I had a lot of fun doing all the themed posts for the Countdown to Halloween, so I've decided to come up with a theme of my own for November.  So, starting Monday, it will be "Crime Fighters and Criminals Month" here at Misfit Robot Daydream.

CRIME FIGHTERS!
I'll be checking out a bunch of Batman 1966 toys and action figures, and I'll start reviewing the Hardy Boys episodes from season 2 of the Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries.  I'll be reviewing a few movies with weird or unusual crime fighters in them, including some film noir private detective movies, Robocop, and more.



CRIMINALS!
I'm going to start a regular feature where I write about some of Batman wackiest super-villains.  First up will be the original Firefly, a villain who attacks Batman and Robin with rainbows that shoot out of his belt!  I'll also be watching some movies about strange villains, including Fantômas and Danger: Diabolik.


The fun starts tomorrow!  Hope to see you here.