Alien rape monsters are on the loose in 1986's
Breeders is cheaply made, sleazy trash. It features amateurish acting, a monster in a cheesy rubber suit, low quality gore effects, and tons of naked women, in a story about alien parasites that rape virgins. Sometimes, movies like this can be so bad that they are good. Other times, they can just be boring, offensive, and no fun to watch. This one has a bit of both... but mostly, it kind of sucks.
One thing this movie does have going for it is naked women. If you like looking at naked women, then this movie's got them, and lots of 'em. The women in this film are almost all strangely compelled to remove their clothes for no reason.
|Walking Around Naked in the Boiler Room|
|Nude Workout in the Photography Studio|
|Naked While Cooking|
|"Hold on a second Mom, I wanna be naked when I talk to you."|
|Wandering Around the Hospital Naked|
|Naked Women in the Alien Breeding Pit|
SO BAD IT'S GOOD
The acting, writing, and directing on this film are so terrible that I frequently found myself laughing out loud while watching it. This would have been a great candidate for Mystery Science Theater 3000, if it wasn't for the fact that with all the nudity cut out, it probably wouldn't be long enough.
|Inspecting a Victim|
|Dr. Gamble Pace sleeps with her hair and makeup done, and the lights turned on.|
|This is supposed to be a look of disgust and horror.|
|Detective Andriotti points at General Zod and exclaims, "You're fuckin' bananas!"|
|Red Dust from Bricks Inside the Victims Blood Cells|
|Billy, the Creeptastic Male Nurse, Brings Flowers to a Comatose Rape Victim|
The special effects in the film are very goofy. The alien monster just looks like a guy in a cheap rubber suit, to the point that it's unbelievable that anyone would look at him and think he's actually an alien. It works to a certain extent early in the film, when you only see glimpses of the creature. But when you finally see the alien from head-to-toe towards the end? Not so much.
|The Man in the Rubber Fly Mask|
|Vagina Face Mutant|
Ultimately, even as a fan of bad movies, I can't bring myself to recommend this. It definitely had it's moments, but too much of it was sleazy, or just kind of boring for me to fully endorse.
More screencaps after the jump...
|Manhattan General Hospital|
|In The Hospital|
|Rang Dang Diggedy Dang Di-Dang|
|Bikini Boom Box|
|Caught in the Act|
|"Maybe the monster won't see me if I hide behind this pole!"|
|Dr. Gamble Pace Inspects a Syringe|
|In the Examination Room|
|Billy Touches a Comatose Rape Victim's Face|
|Billy's Fantasy Finally Comes True...|
|Bye Bye Billy|
|The Nudist Underground|
|An Actual Human Rapist, as Opposed to an Alien One|
|"Kneel Before Zod!"|
|Blood in the Basement|
|X Marks the Spot|
|Approaching the Breeding Pit|
|"Who wants pancakes?"|
|Everybody Do the Krypton Crawl!|
|Bloody Fly Head|
|Alien Rapist on Fire|